Luigi intensifies…
You’re saying you’re going to get them all in the same place huh? Excellent.
I stopped reading after “AI startup”.Everything these clowns do is a publicity stunt aimed at sucking up VC money and splitting before the jig is up.
We should schedule a march for guillotines that same day
I see a bunch of billionaires in one place as an opportunity.
9 out of 10 who claim to be billionaires at that march, won’t be billionaires.
And the other one is lying, too.
99,999 out of 100,000, more like.
Doesn’t matter to the hammer.
Like the guy wouldn’t just pay a bunch of people to show up
It’ll never happen, this is just performative cuntishness.
Actually came here to say this. This will be like those “supporters” that showed up to watch Pedonald come down that escalator. Paid actors.
I think that’s exactly why they probably won’t have any showing up.
Or else they send proxies. If I was some assistant for one of these fuckers and they asked me to go, I think I’d call in sick that day. No way I’d want to be a meat shield for one of these dickheads.
We need eggs ,lots and lots off them ,NOW
Eggs? You guys need drones. Lots and lots of them. Now.
🤔 good idea drones dropping eggs on billionaires ,then we have a breakfast with bacon and eggs ,sounds great
Bacon must be crispy.
Yep
Surely not like that scene in season 3 of Lioness in Mexico? We definitely should not model the approach on that scene. That would be theoretically wrong.
You mean for the batter? Sure but we also need a lot of flour and frying oil. Maybe some seasoning too, we’re not monsters.
Bring the Mexicans,
Eggs? In this economy?
Choose rotten eggs
Yep hopefully they cluster together
Nuke them all from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
I assume they just hire people to march on their behalf.
And then stiff them on their pay.
You laugh but here in Australia when the Labor government was pushing for a Minerals Resources Rent Tax (MRRT) the big miners made their staff go attend a “protest” on Perth Foreshore during business hours.
its like the guy that want a pro-rape rally, but cancelled later on because it pussied out.
The march will be online of ai generative clones of 1 million Eric’s!
Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
I’m here for the march, where do I park my Cybertruck?
Just leave it in that bicycle lane over there. There’s room on the crosswalk.
the cybertruck doubles as a charcuterie cutter, might be useful.
In the middle of their march, if you could.
I’ll bring the guillotine.
Someone should have one pre-built and waiting at the end point of their march route.
Why wait for the end? Corral them in at the start and funnel them into a wood chipper.
I like where your head’s at.
Guillotine - The Coup
I miss Oakland
Bring the large suv
Beat him to death, with hammers.
Surely millions of people will protest on their behalf. It’s not like they’re going to get their fat asses out there.
Every healthy society needs a robust guillotine maintenance and repair workforce.
Rope is cheaper and more readily available.
It’s a job guarantee program, and you can only legitimately claim something is expensive when you don’t properly value what it does.
