GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours agoWe are not the samelemmings.worldimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down19
arrow-up1208arrow-down1imageWe are not the samelemmings.worldGreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·11 hours ago Hold the fuck up… Have I been doing dick pills the wrong way all these decades?
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 hours agothey’re dick pills. do you not shove them in your dick hole?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 hours agoi mean most of the ones i been buying don’t turn into dicks they turn into dinosaurs. i need to know who to get my money back from
minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-210 hours agoAm I really the crazy person for just swallowing the dick pills?
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoMr. Pills assures me that you are very talented and sane.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-210 hours agohey if you want a stomach full of dinosaur dick you go ahead and dont test your dick pills edit: yeah i just heard what i said and realized what part of the internet i said it to
minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 hours agoThat really seems like self-contradictory advice
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agolife is self-contradictory. like gas station burritos
Hold the fuck up… Have I been doing dick pills the wrong way all these decades?
they’re dick pills. do you not shove them in your dick hole?
I mean, I thought so…
i mean most of the ones i been buying don’t turn into dicks they turn into dinosaurs. i need to know who to get my money back from
Am I really the crazy person for just swallowing the dick pills?
Mr. Pills assures me that you are very talented and sane.
hey if you want a stomach full of dinosaur dick you go ahead and dont test your dick pills
edit: yeah i just heard what i said and realized what part of the internet i said it to
That really seems like self-contradictory advice
life is self-contradictory. like gas station burritos