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minus-squareCXORA@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 days agoThey get married at some point after jesus is conceived, and have other children (opinion varies, catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin)
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days ago have other children…catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin Joe be like “You’re pregnant AGAIN! And I suppose GOD is the father AGAIN, right?” {Walks away, muttering angrily “…while I’m getting NOTHING…”}
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 days agoSo Jesus was a bastard?
minus-squareCXORA@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoDid you think Mary and god were married before today?
minus-squareHerbal Gamer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 days agoI get the feeling most Christians seem to think so.
They get married at some point after jesus is conceived, and have other children (opinion varies, catholics maintain that Mary remained a virgin)
Joe be like “You’re pregnant AGAIN! And I suppose GOD is the father AGAIN, right?” {Walks away, muttering angrily “…while I’m getting NOTHING…”}
So Jesus was a bastard?
Did you think Mary and god were married before today?
They got married today?
Oh no, married has been got?!
I get the feeling most Christians seem to think so.
Just Biff