• joelfromaus@aussie.zoneEnglish
    11·
    17 hours ago

    Beautiful lady gives me a big smile and a kind hello and my first thoughts are: “Don’t get your hopes up, mate. No way she’s single and if she is then no way she’s into someone like you. Be kind, but keep those expectations in check.”

    Hasn’t failed me so far.

    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
      14·
      20 hours ago

      Beautiful lady gives me a big smile and a kind hello and my first thoughts are:

      She wants to sell me something.

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish
        6·
        18 hours ago

        Same, if someone is nice to you, it’s because they plan to use you in some way.

        2026 humans can hardly count as people.

        Only way to prove me wrong, is to overthrow Trump and Putin, and maybe some other dictators.