choose your warrior
Swap codeine for a full bottle of 1990’s robitussin.
Smiling friends is hilarious
ah yes, weed, the stuff that famously makes you not want to eat
I mean, honestly, for me, yeah. It distracts me and makes me too lazy to make a meal.
It makes me lazy, but it also lowers the bar for what I consider food.
Why yes I’ll eat those 50 individually wrapped slices of American cheese
Fuck you for calling me out like this.
I try to keep that kind of food out of my home so I don’t end up doing that, but yeah, sometimes it happens.
If you’re telling me that’s never ended up in you ordering Doordash from like 3 places at once when you really shouldn’t have, I don’t believe you.
Well you better fuckin’ believe it because some people live in actual poverty and even getting high is a luxury. The idea that I have ever had the money to piss away on food delivery is fucking laughable, but especially after I got really financially fucked being diagnosed with cancer three years ago now. Even during COVID I was busy getting a degree and had to budget super tightly to make it through and be able to afford weed once in a while. My budget has been so tight lately that I haven’t even smoked in a year and a half (and sometimes I really wish I could afford it because it really helps with the stomach cramps caused by my cancer medications). There hasn’t been a time in the last eight years that I didn’t qualify for food stamps. I don’t know what to tell you.
Diets gross to me, Aspartame just has the metallic taste to me lol
Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.
Bro, if you think I’m gonna smoke weed and not eat 5000 calories of whatever looks good…
Burnout 3 takedown was my jam
An occasional burnout paradise session is still fun too
I will not stand for Burnout Paradise slander
Beer and weed sounds like the best of both worlds.
Hungry after work? Too tired to make anything? Try 14 beers for dinner! You surely will not regret 14 beers for dinner
oh man I’m going have to setup EmuDeck again to play this. Criterion did not deserve what EA has done to them, bring back Burnout you cowards.
they kinda did in 2012
Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?
No shot the stuff on the left is more than 800Cal
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Where the fuck you buy that giant can of diet Dr pepper? I need it now!
Convenience stores and gas stations usually and maybe Walmart (bleh)
Diet soda?
I’ll stick to Kirkland vodka thanks.
