heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThere are no accidentssh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1344arrow-down113
arrow-up1331arrow-down1external-linkThere are no accidentssh.itjust.worksheartbreaker@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoI don’t think i have ever farted accidentally. How old are you? I know it happens with age, we all saw Trump shit himself.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 hours ago… not everyone regularly consumes as much fiber as a ‘greenbeanmachine’, lol.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 day agoI’m old. Sometimes you stand up and one just toots out of its own volition. Or when you sit down. Or stay standing up. Or sitting down. What I’m saying is grab the air freshener, the train’s a’coming!
I don’t think i have ever farted accidentally. How old are you? I know it happens with age, we all saw Trump shit himself.
… not everyone regularly consumes as much fiber as a ‘greenbeanmachine’, lol.
I’m old. Sometimes you stand up and one just toots out of its own volition. Or when you sit down. Or stay standing up. Or sitting down. What I’m saying is grab the air freshener, the train’s a’coming!