• Akrenion@slrpnk.net
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    2 days ago

    This is a logical fallacy. Just because I can will it to happen does not mean I can will it not to.

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      1 day ago

      Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog

      • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
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        1 day ago

        Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.

        Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.

        The truth is, I farted, and it’s real nasty, and I’m real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.