I agree. We should replace the moon with Ed Sheeran.
Reminds me of when Samsung got caught placing a moon PNG texture on top of blurry images of a lamp, if they were round enough, in essence faking their “amazing zoom and night mode moon photography”
To be fair, I’ve actually taken some pretty good moon pics with my Samsung phone (such as the one below), so I don’t know what made them fake a capability that they already had 🤷

Maybe you did take great moon pictures. Maybe the picture was a white blob and Samsung just added those craters for you.
“MOM! The moon won’t stop saying that it’s in love with my body!”
The baby Sun from Teletubbies all grown up. I bet he likes to drink several beers while giving people sunburns and sings songs to his friends about giving humans skin cancer. Susan probably won’t like me saying this but fuck the sun.
Here comes the sun, na na na na na






