Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.

Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.

Me: But aren’t you jealous?

Dad: laughs

I was flabbergasted, lmao.

  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    There’s no such thing as a flu vaccine, that’s why they call it a “flu shot”

    I haven’t taken anything this person says seriously since then