Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.

Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.

Me: But aren’t you jealous?

Dad: laughs

I was flabbergasted, lmao.

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    I listened to a video yesterday about the beliefs of sovereign citizens. These whackjobs think the Untied States isn’t a country but a corporation and that they don’t have to obey laws if they opt out of membership. They believe laws about driving only apply to transporting goods and that otherwise you’re merely “traveling”. And other such nonsense I’m not sure how to explain