Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.
Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.
Me: But aren’t you jealous?
Dad: laughs
I was flabbergasted, lmao.
Had a high school friend who relied on the pullout method bc condoms made things “too awkward.” After a close call with a person (I’ll call them X) who’s life was full of drama:
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m very prolife, but if I found out I was pregnant with X’s baby, I would get an abortion.”
I must have made a face bc she then quickly tried to clarify “If it was Y or Z though, I would keep the baby.” 🤦♀️