alt-text: Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk with a post about boobies emanating from a speech bubble above her
As an incredibly intolerant to lactose individual, I am willing to go through “shock” therapy to cure the affliction. Ladies please DM for an invite. Thank you, and god bless.
I know Maw said not to name them but I hope you enjoy your first session from Bestie and Philberta.
Whenever I see whatever said by Cunk I can’t breathe properly for a moment. I just love these absurdities
Something so sexy about the concept of a lactose intolerant person being scared of some big swinging tiddies
Insert image of smithers cowering from two strippers
Here you go
Does she do her own writing? I hope it’s all her.
I believe a huge part is from her pen. She might have some creative staff and advisors, but her own flavour of humour is pretty unique, so I think q lot of her work is 100% Cunk.
Nope. The charecter is the work of Charlie Brooker. Diane Morgan has provided material but the charecter was created and she was cast to fit the idea.
Today I learned that, thanks.
she started with Barry Shitpeas.
Barry Shitpeas is also a charecter written by Charlie Beooker for his various ‘Wipe’ shows. He was played by Al Campbell who was the director of most of them.
She’s part of the team and absolutely funny in her own right. There’s some interviews and Q&A vids on youtube.
actually lactose intolerance is mostly intolerant to cow milk.
Goat, human, sheep, horse, camel. Plenty of animals give us milk with less lactose than cows.
Cows seek revenge on humans through biological warfare.
Wait is that left at london the musician?? If so I had a date with her once while I was living in Seattle lol
Tits, tata’s , sweater puppies, gazongas, tig 'ol bitties, michael boltons, frost detectors, diamond cutters, aroogas, cans, and fun bags.
Fun bags of sand, specifically.
She left out “milkers”. Perhaps she didn’t want to sound threatening.
Common Cunk W.
This was written before big naturals really took off as an extremely funny joke
MOUNTAINOUS ORGANICS
@[email protected] we did it!
Right, because every breast everywhere is always lactating all the time. Unstoppable milk machines, coming to genocide the lactose-intolerant.
Oh man you’d struggle watching a full episode of cunk. You should do it and report back.
I man, I’m not intolerant, but I’m willing to give it a try in the name of science
They are when I’m around
You seem fun
when people tell you who they are, believe them
for instance, while I may not believe you fart actual glitter all the time, I also have no doubt that the sort of person who sets “I_Fart_Glitter” as their username also has no qualms about shoving some craft herpes up their funhole just to prove me wrong
now, taking what we’ve learned from this, what’s their username? what does it tell you? it’s quite possible they’re just unfathomably stupid, instead of or in addition to being a killjoy.
Woosh
It’s a fucken joke man.
