UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoHard Out There For A Womanlemmy.worldimagemessage-square168linkfedilinkarrow-up1394arrow-down121
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minus-squareTipRing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·1 month agoI had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation: Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me! Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail. Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill. Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you. Two weeks later Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down. Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend. But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 month agoI don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others, thank god. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 month agoJust stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.
minus-squareterranoid@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoHow about you mind your own garble garble garble business
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoThat feel when no fight club gf
minus-squareAmyAye@nord.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month ago“If this is your first date, you have to fight.”
minus-squareSmeagol666@crazypeople.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI just watched Fight Club again with my gf this morning.
minus-squareCypher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoI had an Irish girlfriend like that. I met her through boxing which should’ve been a hint.
minus-squareMalica@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoFight club crazy counts as crazy good in bed
I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:
Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me!
Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail.
Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill.
Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you.
Two weeks later
Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down.
Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.
But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.
I don’t think I’ve ever dated anyone violent, with myself or others, thank god. They usually just want me to piss inside them and stuff.
Just stay away from the nose and ears and you’re golden.
How about you mind your own garble garble garble business
Hah. Golden.
That feel when no fight club gf
“If this is your first date, you have to fight.”
I just watched Fight Club again with my gf this morning.
I had an Irish girlfriend like that. I met her through boxing which should’ve been a hint.
Fight club crazy counts as crazy good in bed