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incompetent@programming.dev to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Huang's Wang

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Huang's Wang

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incompetent@programming.dev to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Jensen’s Huang

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      Huang like a ram

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        You put the DRAM in the VRAM, and then you…

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    It’s imperative that we keep his dick hard as a rock or the whole economy collapses. Quick, post Chinese spy porn or you hate capitalism.

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      Fortunately for us, everyone on Lemmy hates capitalism

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    A lot of dudes would set the world on fire just to get some pussy

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      a tale older than the bible.

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        tail as cold as time

        huang as old as crime

        beauty RAM decrease

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      My bro had a wife already though. So this was about getting extra pussy. And honestly? T’was probably the most expensive one in the world all things considered. Probably should’ve just wanked instead.

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        Right up there with the Bezos divorce for sure

        • ladicius@lemmy.world
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          Right up there with the Huang divorce for very sure.

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        I keep searching for “Chinese spy” on OnlyFans.

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        My bro

        You’re seriously referring to a dickhead billionaire CEO that’s been destroying the world economy the last few years as “my bro”?

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          do you think i refer billionaires i dont know in person to as “my bro” seriously? Especially if his dicking 'round costed my depot a few grand probably?

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          “My bro…” = “My guy…” = “My dude…”

          Same energy.

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          He’s just memeing, bro.

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    That’s a very sturdy part of the structure.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Load bearing has two meanings!

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    I had to audibly laugh. Get an upvote.

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    I’d love to see someone yank that pretty little pecker.

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      They might have tapes of it

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        Oh snap, I forgot about the kompromat angle.

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          Does that even work anymore? If anyone has a believable leg to stand on when claiming a deepfake it’s the CEO of Nvidia…

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