I am enjoying surfing! Add an Index to say: Hail satan!
Add a thumb and it’s ASL for “I Love You”.
Deaf people be like, “That’s nothing, check this shit out.”
Fun fact, number 5 is also used for CLOSING YOUR DAMN PARENTHESES!
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Damn. Didn’t originally notice. I hate it.
Found the copy writer!
Giving people a thumbs down for poor driving is much better than the finger. It’s like saying “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.” The amount of people that look genuinely remorseful is higher than you would think.
I’m not looking for remorse I’m looking for an insurance payout on my car
That’s right, sir. I’m booing you.
Having been the remorseful one a handful of times over the years, I agree. I feel like an idiot when I do something idiotic. Sometimes people make mistakes while driving, everyone on does. Unless it’s clearly some fool speeder doing speeder things, or road rage BS, then I let it slide. Not that I could, or would do anything anyway, but I don’t blame them and curse their children, is what I mean.
The pinkie thing with tea used to mean “I have syphilis” at one point.
that thing there
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I’ve had worse responses. 🤭
Was it by chance this one: 🖕?
Or this one?
👌
Your driving is poor. 💀
🫱 americans 🫱
You drive like an American?
My Yankee might be showing here, but I thought that the middle finger was almost universal as an insult. I know that many places have their own rude hand gestures (five fingers in Arabic countries is ‘Your momma has five baby-daddies/Your mom’s a ho’, a thumb between your index and middle finger in Slavic/Turkic countries is ‘You got a small dick’, sign languages have entire dictionaries of them, etc), but are there places where a middle finger means something else entirely?
it’s as universal as insults come, that part is true, the american thing is to just make everything about cars
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The 5’s primary function to sign a contract with peers. Tho its functionality degrades rapidly over time so no adults on earth can perform that ritual nowadays.
Turns into an ear cleaning device.
Don’t forget Booger Retrieval and Precision Booger Retrieval.
This guy boogers
Plus there’s combos - 2 & 3 to flick someone Vs, 2 & 5 for heavy metaaaalll moments, 2-3 & 4-5 split to Spock it up, loop 1 & 2 and you’re A-OK and shake 1 & 5 to hang looooose dude!
2+3+5 is known as The Shocker.
Knew there must be others!
FWIW, this guy has videos that are pretty entertaining: https://youtu.be/MFnMYVCitFM
That’s my favorite “series” of his! Isitascamyep 😂
What, no fancy wank? Barbarians.
The fanciness depends on what finger you jam up there.
The good ol urethral itch
Welp, that’s enough internet. Goodnight everybody.
Wiggling my little finger at people driving wank tanks is another use I’ve found for it.
Works best if you’re a pretty woman.
My dad used to make fun of me cuz my pinky stuck out when drinking from a cup or mug. I never did it on purpose, I have any idea why I started doing it, and I still do it now. If try not to do it it feels completely awkward and unbalanced.
