This was about 35 years ago. It was early evening and I was in a supermarket picking up some shopping etc on my way home. A woman comes up to me and asks my opinion about a lamp shade, I reply “Sorry, I don’t work here.”… then walk off confused. My clothes were nothing like the shop workers.
In the next aisle she’s there again and says something like “O, hi again. We must stop meeting like this or people will begin to talk. Maybe your girlfriend?”
I reply “Ha, yeah, yeah. Anyways, no worries on that because I’m single. See ya.”
At the checkout she’s one till over and waves to catch my eye. Then smiles and says something like, “Well that was fun…I’ll be going home to my dogs then…”
“Have a good night. Bye.”, I say still absolutely completely oblivious.
I’m in my car driving home when all of a sudden I realise what she was doing. What a fucking idiot.
This was about 35 years ago. It was early evening and I was in a supermarket picking up some shopping etc on my way home. A woman comes up to me and asks my opinion about a lamp shade, I reply “Sorry, I don’t work here.”… then walk off confused. My clothes were nothing like the shop workers.
In the next aisle she’s there again and says something like “O, hi again. We must stop meeting like this or people will begin to talk. Maybe your girlfriend?”
I reply “Ha, yeah, yeah. Anyways, no worries on that because I’m single. See ya.”
At the checkout she’s one till over and waves to catch my eye. Then smiles and says something like, “Well that was fun…I’ll be going home to my dogs then…”
“Have a good night. Bye.”, I say still absolutely completely oblivious.
I’m in my car driving home when all of a sudden I realise what she was doing. What a fucking idiot.
She was looking to hire a dog-walker?