All of these look like they would cost $50 at some super pretentious restaurant.
Especially the one with the paper plate
My brain absolutely refused to read
Jeanut Putter and Belly
as it was written.
I’m not gonna lie, that crilled gheese looks bomb as fuck.
…two-faced rarebit…
Halloumi with plain bread in the middle? Eh looks okay.
Get stoned and then go look at it.
It is that approach KFC did with their thingamajig where - instead of buns - one of their burgers hat two more chicken pieces.
Edit:
I think they called it “Double down”As in double down on your chance for a heart attack
You must be a former employee of the Wonker Weiner Company
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Something about this post really churgs my bees
It’s chilled greese
Precisely. And it grosses my kids out every time I tell them that’s what’s for dinner.
I don’t think I’ve called them anything other than ‘dothogs’ in the last decade.
I love spoonerisms and I have an almost nervous habit of making them up on the spot at random times. Bugs the hell out of my wife.
Yeah, me too. Wifes the hell out of my bug.
Hugs the well out of my bife.
My wife, too, calls me a fart smeller.
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Gotta be careful ordering a crilled gheese in other countries. You’ll end up being served a goose covered in krill.
It’s a risk worth taking
Smažený sýr – fry your gheese, don’t crill it
Love this. The more I look, the worst it gets!
Morsehen if you will
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For some reason I was able to read “Peanut Butter and Belly” multiple times trying to parse it before the Jeanut Putter and Belly misspelling stood out to me.
