its for when you are really constipated, or just like that kinda thing

the spring inside is for the extra umpf when it releases

make sure you use the correct end though, my uncle will never use these again because of “the incident”

nothing can prepare a young mind for seeing his uncle fist full up his ass screeming about the “cheap toilet paper roll holder” or something. But my dad told me later what he was doing with it…