If crack, smack, and angel dust are toppings, it may be a good idea to go to a different pizzeria.
Hold on, I want to hear the other toppings first.
Could I get a large anchovy and acid pizza with both kinds of mushrooms
“I’m so sorry, but spittingimage ODed on pizza. There was nothing we could do.”
CiCi’s got wild in the 1990s.
What a bunch of squares. Order me the $500 Hot’n’Oxy.
I understood this reference!
What reference? I’m an addict.
Mushrooms, yes.
A little acid, if you must
And sprinkle on some angel dust
This guy gets it
Say Pizza to Drugs!
“Say no to yes!”
He didn’t mention cocaine, weed, or psychedelics… read between the lines
It’s presumed all toppings they have except the listed.
Say Pizza to Drugs, Say No to Yes.
I do also prefer my pizza WITHOUT cocaine
Yeah, cocaine on the side, please, otherwise it mixes with the oils too much.
I guess the context is some anti-drug campaign, but still WTF?
They were really direct with this kind of stuff back then.
Just, “Hey kids, I’m your favorite cartoon character, and I think crack is wack!”
But heavy on the cocaine, please.
When all you want is some food, and suddenly get fondled by a naked turtle
That waitress though. Cowabunga!
“- all this pizza, I’m finna bust!”
“If we pay extra, can we get fat or grease or smack or crack or angel dust…?”
I remember having this.
Why would you remember a particular pizza with no anchovies, crack, smack, or angel dust??
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