“Sir, you have just won the internet” “Thanks for the gold kind stranger” “I too choose this guy’s [placeholder]” And the other corny overused reddit lines

Please don’t let /c/asklemmy become like /r/askreddit, which had half of the front-page posts being the same sex related questions every month.

“Women of reddit, what non sexual thing that guys so makes you horny?”

“What is the sexiest thing you regret doing?”

“How many cocks have you sucked while your cat judges you while waiting for you to feed it?”

It was bullshit.

Ads.

Fuck ads.

Can we stop talking about Reddit? Let it go.

The ragebait fake text message screenshots that plague subs like antiwork.

Wow, your dickhead boss is stupid enough to put all of that in writing and has the exact same style of writing, spelling and grammar as you do? Isn’t that a coincidence!

I absolutely hate the love for revenge violence. Stuff like celebration people running over protestors in their cars because they were forced to stop on the road. Or bleeding out after someone got shot when they robbed a store.

This includes that fact that you can basically guarantee every thread contains at least one comment claiming “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

Links pointing to Reddit content

When people turn a popular post into an Oscars Acceptance Speech

ETA: wow thanks for the upvotes!

ETA2: omg my first gold award?? I couldn’t have made it without my mom and Jesus through whom all things are possible

Sponsored posts, banner ads, algorithms, and other advertising-industry fuckery.

A reply that’s just “r/(some subreddit name).”

A robot trying to sell stolen fan art printed onto t-shirts.

People childishly self-censoring non-sweary words. “Sex” isn’t a bad word, but writing “s*x” suggests you probably shouldn’t be allowed on social media at your stage of development.

Links to Twitter. Never had an acct, the site is horrid, and I will not go.

Realistically, everything we dislike on reddit is pretty much unavoidable once there is a certain number of people, outside of being ran by some capitalist shills, hopefully

c/Xporn when X is not sexual. Like r/foodporn, r/earthporn, or r/animalporn.

I’m just tired of the same old jokes. “Uh oh, his shoes fell off, he must be dead.”

Bots. Endless bots where you don’t know if the comment or post is a real person. Sign ups need a barrier to filter out bots.

Corporate shills.

The absolutely childish gaming default posts of “hidden gems” that aren’t hidden, “ain’t much but it’s mine” and stale ass memes. Stuff like that makes my eyes roll. Not just the default gaming sub but it started to creep into most places.