WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another unorthodox move highlighting his ability to think outside the box, President Donald Trump announced that he had secured a peace deal where Putin gets Ukraine on the weekdays while Zelenskyy gets Ukraine on the weekends and for two weeks during the summer.
It’s sad that their date didn’t seem to work out, I imagine trump will be taking things out on everyone again shortly.
I hear Trump didn’t like it when Putin tried to date-rape him. Not that it offended him all that much, but Trump was quoted as saying “I do all the raping around here.”