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I said to my nieces “hapiness is like fire. Money, Lovers, Cars, Success… They are the sticks and logs. If you throw a log into a fire it will increase. But if there is no fire then it’s just a pile of wood. You need even a little smal sparkle in you to be able to be happy with all the other stuff. If you have no sparkle, money and boyfriends are just a pile of wood”
Edit: sorry for any mistakes but I lost my glasses
So that’s why Irish novels are so cheerful!
How good are potatoes though, right? Fuck I’m stoned.
They’re so versatile and just plain delicious! I’m going to make some balsamic red potatoes tonight with dinner!
one spouse is more likely to cook potatoes if there are 2 or more available to enjoy them. Other spouse can cook some protein.
Goated response
Potato industrial complex propaganda.
Lived alone, eating basically low carb, greek style – not hungry for chips & snacks
Temporary back to mothers (farm, lots of pasta and potato and meat) – hungry for snacks, gaining weight.
Boil em, mash em, stick em up your arse
While you may be able to derive some small amount of nutrition from boiled and mashed potatoes in your rectum, it’s usually advisable to consume them through the other end, since starch digestion starts with salivary amylase.
If you’d rather consume the potatoes anally, it’s advisable that you find someone to spit into your anus to help the digestive process.
Safety advice: please note that the mouth is lined in stratified squamous epithelium, which is better prepared to handle rough mechanical/chemical/biological stimuli than the simple columnar epithelium of the rectal ampulla. It is therefore advisable to ensure the mashed potatoes are sufficiently cool before uh
ingestingscoopingconsuming.Was fully expecting a hell in the cell ending to this post.
If I could upvote you twice…
I don’t think we watched the same movie…
This is a meme I can get behind. I would go to war for Big Potato.
classic liberal, ignoring the little potatoes in favor of Big Potato /j
When my spouse is feeling down, potatoes solve all problems.
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
and bread! Don’t forget eating bread happiness.
Starting to understand why my wife married me
are you a potato?
No, he has the Spudas Touch.
That’s why you marry someone who cooks lots of potatoes
Or you be the potato fiend!
Marry potato?
What for? Some “eat your wife” kink? :)
