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minus-squareThatGuy46475@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up103·4 days agoYou teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize
minus-squarerockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·4 days agoWho ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?
minus-squareobsoleteacct@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23 days agoAnd start making crazy demands about not being boiled and eaten. It’ll be Blair Mountain all over again.
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoNot with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire. (Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)
You teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize
“Fellow crabs, join claws!”
Who ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?
And start making crazy demands about not being boiled and eaten. It’ll be Blair Mountain all over again.
Not with de facto mayor Roland promising them a better future under his factory empire.
(Yeah, hard to work in Another Crab’s Treasure references)