Naturally, it’s Ankylosaurus. Just look at this armoured tactical turtle and tell me you do not love this silly little guy!

Just wanting to eat his plants. Wanna gnaw on him? Tough luck, it hurts and you cannot crack that shell. Also, he will fucking break your kneecaps with his built-in hammer while you’re bothering him.

Spirit animal.

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    10 hours ago

    The head knocking matches those things must have had within their species would have been insane! Like goats, only like, a hundred goats per goat.

    Edit: Apparently, they were not that big, so maybe only like two handfuls of goats. Which is still a lot of goats.