I pick up the newspaper and everyday there’s a new horrible story about him that’s somehow become trite since all this oaf does is disparage other, loaf about, and take what he can from others to engorge himself. He’s ruining this country in every way, shape, and form but somehow he has millions of cult followers. He’s above any punishment yet forces us to suffer his existence like some sort of sick, kafkaesque joke. This absolute piece of shit has no redeeming qualities and yet we let him keep breathing air. It’s impossible to scroll online without seeing his gross orange face pop up on screen. I swear if I hear him say “I hate Mondays” or “I love lasagna” one more time I am going to lose it. Save us from this Garfieldian agony.
This is my prepared bottles of rum, dedicated to when I no longer needs to share a planet with these bastards
Currently I have bottles for:
Trump, Putin, Musk, Murdoch and Orban.
The last one is what has been declared “The bottle of the unknown bad guy”, it is meant for when I find out about a person dying and my immediate feeling is “Good riddance”.
Alex Karp
Peter Thiel
Netanyahu
Come on, everyone, join in!
The last bottle should be for Nermal, that little annoying punk
The antagonist of the Garfield comic?
Yeah of course. This post is about Garfield
Well thats what I get when I wake up way too early…
I didn’t realize it was about Garfield until now, lol. My eyes glazed over the rest of the paragraph when I assumed it was about Trump.
Yes, Nermal was the evilest, everyone despised Nermal.
I have a whole ass case of assorted fine Lebanese wine for Natenyahu, stashed away in my family’s old home in the mountains.
Here’s hoping he doesn’t get to it before I do.
This is doubly appropriate, because I loathe rum. I may unashamedly steal this idea, but with whisky :)
Top tip, see if you can get a present box like this, with the printed ribbons it looks really professional.
To print the ribbons I used a Brother label maker with cloth bands you can print on.
One mistake I made was using a sans serif font, a proper serif font like Times New Roman would have looked way classies
What about Peter Thiel?
What about Vance and the whole heritage foundation?
Vance is a sock puppet.
You celebrate main perpetrators and orchestrators not the goons.
Me, what?
I was just calling out Vance since he might well be WAY worse than trump if given the chance and the heritage foundation as driver in the back; the tech bros as people helping them since they see goals align.
I think this is a misunderstanding.
None of this comment is particularly targeted at you.
The you at the start of the second sentence is a general you, not you you.
Ah, I see, thanks!
I love this idea. Celebratory hate bottles. It’s perfect.
Best brand of rum I’ve ever tried. Their Jamaican casks are my favorites, and the OFTD Overproof and 3 Stars for when I can’t find those.
I can think of at least 3 more, and that’s without including my country’s politics