• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    38
    arrow-down
    4
    ·
    1 day ago

    I’ve been told my nudes are very tasteful. They want a sexy picture of you with your junk showing, (preferably full nudes, or pants fully down, nobody looks appealing with a frank and beans spilling out of their zipper) and not just a picture of your schlong.

    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      14 hours ago

      It’s efficiency. The subject matter is the frank n’ beans, who cares about the rest? Likewise, I would be perfectly content with receiving faceless melons flopped out of a bra.

      • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        14 hours ago

        If it works for you then it works for you, but I’m telling you that nothing soaks panties like a candid shot of you nude while washing the dishes or cooking. Toss an apron on to leave something to the imagination for extra points, it’s like lingerie for dudes.

      • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        16
        ·
        1 day ago

        C’mon, at least draw on a smile, stick on some googly eyes, trim off a bit of your pubes and paste them on styled as muttonchops…