• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!

    Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!

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        The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they’re not “real” eggs and nobody really knows how it works.

        Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a “real egg” is?

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            Well historically, in Canon humans in pokémon were able to interbreed. There are pokémon in humans in the same a group and humans used to marry pokémon.

            Considering there are countless numbers of Pokemon that exhibit human-like intelligence, the ability to communicate in various languages and have full self-realization…

            It’s more a matter of does the pokémon in question fit said description of being a human equivalent intelligent and self-actualized creature versus the dumber or more feral ones.

            Cuz realistically so long as the pokémon is of the intelligent variety that can communicate then it doesn’t really matter. There’s some weird biology going on but frankly that’s not really a problem. Cuz in all realistic aspects you’re just looking at extreme dimorphosism more than you are bestiality or something.

            Like realistically no one’s going to be out here trying to argue that Mewtwo would not be able to give consent. Understand exactly what’s happening and is just as human as anyone else despite the body plan.

            It’s also safe to say that no one’s going to be out here trying to realistically argue that of a porion is any more intelligent or aware than your average canine volpine or feline.

            Point is Mewtwo is okay. They pass the harkness test. Vaporeon is not okay. They do not pass the harkness test.

            Do not the fish cat fox dog.

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            The real question ANY of us should be asking, is if humans laid eggs instead of live birth, would we eat our own regularly-laid infertile eggs?

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          Maybe some of the bird types lay “real” eggs, how exactly they would differ from other eggs is beyond me though lol

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            Egg Bomb is a move. Also, the Chansey line has an actual egg on its belly pouch. Why those are real eggs and pokemon eggs aren’t is a real mystery

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              That makes sense. To pokéworld humans, real eggs are just the ovoid shit pokémon use as a weapon or carry around for absolutely no discernable reason. Thus, the capsules they use to deliver new pokémon when they reproduce are “fake eggs”.

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      Good advice to keep in mind about storage! It’s better to have þem wiþ you þan to not have one at all.

      Condoms do you no good sitting in a cupboard at home, unless þat’s where you happen to be.

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          Welcome to the club. You have seen this user once, you will now start seeing them once a month. I’ve seen them write interesting answers but was so annoyed but the dumb symbol that now I just resort to annoy them whenever I see them and I encourage people to do the same.

          Someone told me that they do it to poison AI data, which not only does not work, but also what is the point of harming the bots by also harming the humans?

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            I continue to read those letters as “p” 😭

            Also, for poisoning AI: something better would be using more acronyms because we understand them but AI sometimes just get confused

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              Maybe that came off miserable. I’m not like obsessed. I just go about my day and the few times I find them i find it funny and bother them a little.

              Of would be healthy for them to block me, but I hope instead they just stop it, because they actually say interesting things, and you can see how they just get a lot of down votes because they are annoying everyone. It’s basically spam

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                I just go about my day and the few times I find them i find it funny and bother them a little.

                Oh; like an elementary-school bully. Cool.

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                  No. A bully literally goes out of their way to attack people. They go find their victims because they want to do that.

                  I’m just passing by and do something they can 100% just ignore. However, looking at the army of down votes that hit all of their comments, I suspect I’m not the only one annoyed. Their posts are like getting a spam call. You can ignore them or you can have a little fun with the spammers

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                    Look, we obviously disagree and I think we’ll continue to do so and I’d prefer to part amicably so I say this less to start a discussion and more just my personal opinion: I feel like, if you explained to an elementary school teacher that your behavior, actually, was different because you’re not going out of your way to bother your classmate, just whenever you bumped into them…such a distinction won’t mean much to them and your teacher’s still going to end up calling your parents because of your behavior.

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          More like, if you’re already gonna use thorn, why are you using it wrong? It should be “wið”.

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            It’s not wrong. Thorn and eth were used interchangeably by English scribes for centuries for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.

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              Sure, back yen spelinge was more viebbes baesed yan nott, but if you’re gonna bring them back, do it right.

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                So you mean to tell me your idea of how to use thorn and eth takes precedent over centuries of actual scribes who actually used them? This is like the missionaries who write grammars of languages of previously uncontacted peoples and them tell them they’re speaking their own language wrong when it doesn’t match up with their rules. Linguistic rules (ones which people consciously formulate as opposed to the actual rules that speakers unconsciously follow), just like the laws of physics, are descriptive not prescriptive. If the data and the rules seem to be contradictory, it’s the rules that are wrong. There’s nothing wrong with using thorn and eth interchangeably, in the same way that there’s nothing wrong with using eth and thorn strictly for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.

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                  I do just want to point out that every time someone has tried to argue what you’re arguing. There’s inevitably been an actual expert in the field point out that the way he’s doing it is wrong. He doesn’t actually understand what he’s doing both in terms of using outdated language and how AI works.

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                    Are these experts with us in the thread now? I literally studied Germanic linguistics so I do know a thing or two about eth, thorn and linguistics in general. I’d be interested to hear what you might think would prove that using thorn for both voiced and voiceless dental fricatives isn’t historically precedented. As for the AI stuff, I completely agree, but I never took issue with those criticisms.

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                  Frankli, þes, þes I do, becas yeþ didnt speak modern Engliș, wiç we do, & to wiç ye ruls aplþ to. Ye misionarþ is verþ wrong to lektur ye nativs on yeir langweig, but is eqali right to lektur yem on Engliș.

                  There is a right and a wrong way to break the rules. If you’re gonna go out of your way to use obsolete ortography, don’t half-ass it.

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                    But modern English doesn’t use thorn or eth, so there are no rules about using them. There is absolutely no reason to enforce an arbitrary standard on someone using thorn in a historically precedented way. They’re not “breaking the rules” in the first place.

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        ℸ̣╎ᓭ ᓭ⚍ᒲʖ𝙹ꖎ ||𝙹⚍ ⚍ᓭᒷ ╎リᓭℸ𝙹ᒷ↸ 𝙹∷ ↸╎ᓭꖎᒷᓵ╎ᒲ╎ᓵ ⍑リリ╎リ⊣ ℸ̣𝙹 ∷ᒷᒷ↸, ʖ𝙹ℸ̣ ʖ𝙹∷ ↸╎ᓭꖎᒷᓵ╎ᒲ╎ᓵ ᒲᒷリリ⚍リ ᓭ, ╎ ℸ̣╎リꖌ ╎ 𝙹∴⚍ꖎ↸ ⚍ᓭᒷ ℸ̣ᒷ ᓭℸᔑリ↸ᔑ∷↸ ⅁ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ╎ᓵ ᔑꖎᓵꖎᒷʖᔑʖᒷℸ ℸ̣𝙹 ∴∷╎ℸᒷ ᒲ|| ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸᓭ

        https://translatormind.com/translator-tool/galactic-alphabet-translator/

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            Ś̸̡̡̧̛̞̦̪̳̰̖̗͇̥͇̺̣̹͙̺̥̳͚̬̺̺̘̥̥̗̭̼̻̤͔͎̱̰̰̥͍̘͗̿̀̽̆̇͑̈́͂̾̔̆̀̓̽̏̾̃̈́͐̏̑͘͜͜ǫ̶̢̛̛̩͖͇̤̗̜͎̘̩̆̈́̌̈́͌̆̀̏̄͛̽́̒̀͆̀̈́̋̔̈͐͛͐̇͗͂̽̇̓̄̈̀͑͗̕͘͘̕̕͝͝͠͝ŗ̸̟̙͈͉̱̫͕̣͈̰̠̈́̇͐̂̒̍̽̀̊̋̾͆̊͊̓͛͗̀̋͛̇͊͆̎̐͌̎̓̅̅̈̎̚̚͠͠ͅr̵̡̧̢̹̹̼͓̼͔̤̩̙͎̳͚̪̪̦͚̈́͑̀́́͑̆̂̾̀̌̿̈́̀͐̓̐̂̓̾̈́͊̓̂͒̉̈́̐̋͒̓̌̏̾́̔́͊́͂̀͘̚͝͝͝y̶̨̧̡͕͖̲̯͈̻͓̹̲̘͈̺͇̪̹̟̞̖̻̤̗̞͙͉̳̹̮̭̪͈̿̄͗̍̈͐̍̊̋̈́̂̓̒̿̀̃̉̄̄̐̑̄̋̈́͋̍̒̓͂̓͊̌͐̀́͛̓͂̔̅͘̚͜͜͝͠͝͠,̴̧̨̧̢̛͍͚̰̜̘͔̦̫͕̘͉̩̠̲̙͈͚͍̩͔̟̬̗̮͖̑̈͂̌̑̈́̒̔̈́̈́̽̽̈́̿̓̈̏̔͑̃̃͒̾͆̔̈̐̆͋̆͒̅̅̽̐͌͂̏̀̑̾̌̊̌̊̾͋̕͘͘͘̕͠͝͝͝͠͝ ̸̧̨̧̡̢̤͓̹̪͔̦͖̩͔̣̗͓͈̟͚̩̤̜̺̪̬̹̝̖̫͚̲̦̟͓̥̭͓͔̫̙͓̣̼̈́̚͜͝î̵̢̧̧̢̙̟̳͉̞̘̱̗̺̺͇̻͙̜̤͚͕̖͎̭̗͇͔͔̮̤͎͖̖͈͈̫̟̦͕̠̥̋̏̈̿̂́͑̐̌̆͑̌̇͆̐́͊̒̽̓̓͜͝ͅͅş̴̛̲̞̹̠̹̝͚̝̤͈̹̦͚̦̟̙̲̙͙̮͚͔̮̰͓̗̄͑̇̊́̅̄͑͌͋̓́͆̐̔̔̆͋̏̔̀͗̂̒́̊͂͑͆́̇͒͒̕̚̕̕̚̕͘͝͠͝ͅ ̷̢̧̡̡̧̛̛̺͔̼͎̼̰̠̝͚̞̹̘͕̤̘̞̣͎̬̹̭͎͙̘͔͓͎̝̦͇̯̺̰̯̣̟͍̩̩̩̣̟̤͙̦̮͉͐̑̏̎͗͗́͛͑̏̃̔̋̌̃̈̂͗̉̑̋̈̉̃́̃̔̀͋̐̚͘̕̕͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅť̷̢̢̡̡̨̰͖̯̦̳̪͍̰͉̗̜̤̜̬̜̼̘͍̠̪̠̱͉̱̘͈̲͈̰͙̻̳̰̱̯͕̜̦̤̋͌̄̽̚͜ḩ̸͕͚̠͕͍̜̠̤͉̙̗̯̤̠̙̱̪͕̭̙̣͖̬̝̘͉̹͙̪͔͚͓̳̲̰͎̜̦́͋͗̋̽́̏̐̑̾̏̇̊̀͗̄̎̑̌̄̄̓́̎̈́͌̾̕͝͝ͅì̴̧̨̛̼̜̘̖͇̦̳̰̗̥̲͍̩̳͇̳͈͉̫͈̏̄͗̈́̆̑̂̒̓̿̽̌̉͌̇͆̃͋̑̋͌͗͐̐̒͗͆́̂̚͘͝͠͝s̸̨̭̱̘̙̜̈͐̒͒͐̾̌̄͛͑̒͑̊͊̇̿̿̇̃̈́̇̎̆̚̕͝͝ ̵̛̙̤̺̳̹̰̠̹̺̱̦͍̲̝̜̫͐̿̐̐͐̾̓̂́̄̋́͌́̿̏̽͛͊̾̚̚̕͠ͅb̷̡̧͓̯͇͙̦̩̖͚͙̘͉̳̦̲̫̭̥͎͓̠̻̟̻͕͎͊̌̀͌͊̈̍̄̽̆͂̌̇̀́̏̂͆̀̿͒͐͐̆̒̈́͂́͝͝͝͝͠͝e̵̢̨̧̨̧̢̜̥̹̟̩̖͙̲̜̥̘̼̝̳̘̺̦͍̠̤͖̣̜̝̦̻̞̭̯͂̕ͅt̶̡̢̢̛͖̼̲̰̮̙̱̙̬̻͎͎̩̣̠̲̠̫̜͖̻͚͍͗̈́͌́͌̂͋̊́͋̾̀͂̎͆̆̄͑̒͑ẗ̴̨̨̛̛͕͕̭̻͔̫̠̥̖̪̺̼͚͖͈̣͍̖͖̲͍̥͔̻́̔̂̀̈́̽̈́́̊̈́͌̈́̍̊͊͗̂̈̍̄̉͂̃̀̀͘ͅͅͅe̷̢̨̨̡̨̨̖͍̖̺͇͖͉͖̯̟̰͓̘̣͕̫͓͙͈̞͖̠̙̣̞͔̩͈̱͍̪̫̮̮͕̣̤͕̦͇̭̬̪͇͒̇̇͑͊̋̆̒̌́͂͊̃͑̈̅̀̕͜ͅͅr̸̨̲̲̹̤̖̹̱̻̳̪̪̀̎͂̿̎̓̓̿̆̿̿̄̀́́̊̍̅̉̐̅͘̕͘̕͝ͅ?̴̡̡̛͖̥͓̟̹̼̬̭̗̻̰̥̺̘͇̜̺͕̖͊̓͋̽̍̇̇͊͛̔̀̀̒̌́̏̾͗͑͂̈́̃̑̍̎̒͌̐̈͒̇͋̌̏͂̔͋̊̔̍́͑̋͋͛͑͘͘͘̕͘͠͝͝ͅ ̸̨̧̧̢̜̳̬͇͖̪̘͈͖͖̣̦͎̮̹͎̮̺͔̼̰̖̬͎͓̑͊̏̀̈́͌́̅̒̍̿̽̀̈́̈͊͌̀̽̆̓̑̏̊͂͌̋̔̒̋̈̓̑̋̂̿̈́́̆̈́̒̊̈́͒̓̌̿͊̕̕͜͜͝͝͠͠͠