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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein’s island, according to the new email release…

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        Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?

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          Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!

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            Holy shit a gay won over a woman twice. Talk about glass ceiling…

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            I choked on air cackling at this thought

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            Remind me of this clip

            https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXdw5tpdcAI

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          This is exactly why I’m wondering if “Bubba” could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.

          Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.

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        People arguing about the “pee tapes” while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier

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          This just raises the prospect that Bill Clinton also gave Donald Trump a golden shower.

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          I didn’t think Putin was on Epstein’s island? And please don’t refer to it as “juicy” ew

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            It’s Milky is better?

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              This one, officer.

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              Frothy

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              🤢

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              No.

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                Moist?

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                  Uhhhh… noo?

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                    The word you’re all looking for is creamy.

                    Gonna go barf in the sink now.

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            Doesn’t have to actually be on the island to acquire the pictures.

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              The pee tapes were supposedly from a Moscow hotel with Russian hookers. Context was that it was a room Obama, not Clinton, had stayed in.

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        Importance: High

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        Can somebody translate that interaction? I don’t get most of it.

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          It’s a set of emails, read it bottom to top and it might make more sense.

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        Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.

        Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.

        This… we gonna be running god damned marathons.


        To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

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          To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

          He’s an anti-queer piece of shit. Go ham! He deserves exactly as much respect as he gives to the women and girls he’s raped

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          this is just so god damned juicy

          Trump said the EXACT SAME THING!

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        LMFAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHA

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      allegedly

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        Gunna need at least two people to fuck trump.

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          We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

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      lol Maga gotta be happy about it

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        “It’s not gay to suck someone’s dick. It is only gay if you let a man suck your dick”

        Basically the Inverted Glory Hole Argument.

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          opposite, but I’m sure the fox news bimbo that says “if there’s grass on the field it’s not pedo” will say your version next.

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            *fox news pedo

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        “Something something fake democrats” I expect

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      AHAHAHAHA!!!

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