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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Pure contentment

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Pure contentment

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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    Another classic, creepily thirsty Mickey7 post…

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      Almost nothing but vaguely misogynistic, incel-like posts from this guy.

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        I’m not going to look at their other posts but I dare you to explain how this one fits any of those definitions whatsoever. Women like sex too lol

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        vaguely misogynistic, incel-like posts

        They’re definitely horny. Idk if I’d go for misogynistic and incel-like. People can fuck and meme, occasionally even at the same time.

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          That last part reminds me of a video I saw on Twitter a while back of a dude fucking a girl and saying something like “Damn your pussy is poggers”. Shit still makes me laugh.

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        Yes, god forbid girls/women like getting fucked… Jesus christ, dude. Let women enjoy getting railed, ffs.

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        This might be news to you, but women often like to be submissive and get tossed around the bedroom. If you’re not doing that now and again… Also, don’t neglect to eat that pussy! Rookie mistake.

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          Most womens orgasms are from clitorial stimulation, according to the nerds that edit Wikipedia.

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            This depends on the woman herself more than anything and even the ones who only get clitoral orgasms often still enjoy penetrative sex too.

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            IDK what’s more cringe, you man-splaining how women’s orgasms work or the fact that you referenced Wikipedia.

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              Heres a clue, its your comment thats cringe…

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                ohhh, I get it.

                this is a troll thing isn’t it?

                am I getting trolled right now?

                🤣 🖕

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                  If thats what you need to tell yourself, homeboy.

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              man-splaining how women’s orgasms work

              Just… point of order. Did we already establish that UltraMagnus0001 is a man?

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            I’ve had 50 lovers, so according to me, Wikipedia is right! So? A woman still likes a solid banging now and again. I know, some guys make that their whole MO, gross, never met a woman who loves that every time. Give her some orgasms during the whole thing, of course! 100 ways to make love, bouncing 'em off the walls is only one.

            Funny thing, I dated a woman who could have vaginal orgasms, forever. Gave her 8 or 10 one night, was afraid I broke her. Gods she was fun in and out of bed. Fascinating woman, very emotionally twitchy.

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              looks around at the empty audience no one cares.

              • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world
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                I made this for you ;)

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              lol you probably fucked something you bought at a grocery store 50x, but you sound like a 16 yo virgin lmfao

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        Pretty sure I saw this on r/letgirlshavefun long time back.

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          Lemmy’s front page is quickly becoming the Reddit Recycling Center.

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            🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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          Let girl shave fun

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    Honestly at this point we need a Mickey7posting sub

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      13 posts in a day. Wow

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    I can only dream of tickling someone’s bladder…cue musical!..

    I. Wish I could tickle your bladder!

    From inside!

    If I could pickle that tickle.

    From insaaaaa iiide!

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    Same goes the other way around, too, tbh

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    Please don’t reawaken my childhood love interest with the littler mermaid.

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    Wasn’t aware boomers agreed with homosexuality.

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      At the very least many of the homosexual ones did.

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      They’re not gay… They’re Hobbits…

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