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minus-square4grams@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoI try to keep one or two near collections at all times. Makes me feel like someone cares… This is a joke (although I am often behind on bills).
minus-squarefascicle@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoHave you tried just paying off all your bills in one lump sum
minus-square4grams@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoI have, but they wouldn’t take a fist born, nor magic beans…
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-221 hours agoTry using a middleman, like Rumpelstiltskin. Your debt holders don’t want first born, because that just increases their obligations, but someone will give you a fair market trade for them that you can use as payment, or service in lieu of payment!
I try to keep one or two near collections at all times. Makes me feel like someone cares…
This is a joke (although I am often behind on bills).
Have you tried just paying off all your bills in one lump sum
I have, but they wouldn’t take a fist born, nor magic beans…
Try using a middleman, like Rumpelstiltskin.
Your debt holders don’t want first born, because that just increases their obligations, but someone will give you a fair market trade for them that you can use as payment, or service in lieu of payment!