I don’t know about the US but in Canada, security can’t even actually physically stop you in any way so no need to run!
Genius marketing strategy!
Same deal on PS5’s tomorrow!
Easy peasy, get two friends, each take a turkey and run, they will only catch one at most- free turkey!
Are the security also laden with turkey?
This is the trick. Have a series of friends grab turkeys and stuff under their shirt in painfully obvious ways. Then walk to the doors, but don’t cross so no actual crime has been comitted. Tell security you don’t want the turkey and give it to them. Now security is burdened with multiple turkeys and your fastest runner only has one and is going out the door.
lol
This man knows how to turkey jerky.
Do the security guards get to take their diabetes medication before or after the race?
The ones in our Walmart a will be chasing you in the mobility scooters so you only have to last a little longer then the battery. One lap of the parking lot should do it.
