“Sigh, I really wish you hadn’t checked your phone.” She mutters as her form begins to contort and change…
“No worries huhn. Take your time and go grab something to eat afterwards. I’ll probably be eating out too”
And people think honest open polyamory is difficult. smh.
It does not work for most people because they couldn’t handle the jealousy.
So it’s easier to lie, cheat, get caught lying? Sounds stressful to me.
If a person could not handle being monogamous, and the other could not handle polyamory, they should find partners compatible with their desires instead of cheating on one another.
Consent, mate.
The idea is you don’t cheat
If you like piña coladas…
“What about me?? Well, I am gonna be late. Watching the game with Jerome”
Plot twist: Jerome is with his wife at the “cinema”
That’s the joke?
You haven’t even met Jerome how can you call him a joke
Jerome is Big 😳
Now you know its okay.
I did this, but in opposite order. Found out she was planning something for the weekend, she walked in to a show when she got home. Zero regrets, I didn’t think I could pull it off in time.
But if the friend is at the movies, then who the hell is that?!
That’s the joke. The wife is also lying and probably also cheating on him.
Cheating by going to the movies?? Is the clone on the bed just a plot hole ???
Yes dude you figured it out. Please wait patiently while they work on the sequel which will certainly fill us in more on what the hell is going on regarding these plot holes.
I think morrowind is just confused and invented some fantasy about cheating. One friend can’t be at two places at the same time, so unless I missed something, there’s two of them. Such a weird punchline.
You are either the most braindead person or the most obvious troll ive ever seen.
If you can’t tell, is it really the most obvious troll?
Eh. I made a joke, but then someone missed it and corrected me (the audacity!). I tried hard to make it more obvious, but somehow complaining about “plot holes” and “unless I missed something” weren’t enough.
I already died on this hill, but kept pushing my rotten corpse along it, because what’s the harm.
For what it’s worth, I interpreted your original comment as a joke, but then the doubling and tripling down made me think you were serious. Sometimes you should just let the original lol stand alone.
Alternate explanation:
This person is Finnish, English is not their primary language, jokes and colloquial sayings very often do not really directly translate between languages.
I thought this was hilarious
Oh my god bear is that how can that be?
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I thought people would take the hint at least when I start complaining about “plot holes” in this shitty sex meme, but I guess not. Everything needs to be explained out loud on lemmy!
