Decide? There is no decision here, you must buy that sick sticker.
It’s an investment
I mean, I can find true love and financial security later. I only have right now to get that 1st edition
This here is what we call wisdom.
I think a first edition Corn Man sticker would bring plenty of financial security.
And true love for that matter.
And a Corn Man Sticker for sure
Financial security. The other two are available in the open market. Truth, not cynicism.
Not in this case. None of the others are available once you choose. Hypotheticals are not for everyone.
I can make financial security happen by my own efforts.
True Love has been more elusive because it’s one order of magnitude more complicated!
You can’t. Nobody is self made.
I have the empirical and theoretical evidence to prove that wrong.
Everybody is self made, not everyone will admit it or recognise it.
Off all the factors that govern our lives, from the circumstances of our birth, to random chance and our daily routines… Nothing in our lives has a bigger impact on who we are as a person than the choices we make.
You’re much more a result than you are a factor, and you’re nothing on your own. Your disagreement is universal proof. Astounding huh?
True love with Corn Man, we’ll be fine for money and he’s all the holographic sticker I need 🥰
Its prefect!
Of course it would be the sticker with the corn man riding a skateboard like he is the OG Tony Hawk, proskater. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When I buy my acreage, I will have 2 weird donkeys and a cow. And plant some corn.
the corn thing is still on, huh
Yeah its been growing for like 5,000 years, why stop now?
I chose neither!
Incidentally, I’m in the group who will statistically likely commit suicide, so I got that going for me.
Damm bro :/
Can you put me in your will?
If you don’t value your life do some good with it. You ll feel better and the people you help as well.
Lpt: make friends with people at risk of Ctrl+Alt+Deleting themselves and offer to pay for their life insurance for a few years.
Either having a friend will save them or having someone who will actively profit from their death will make them live just to spite you, or you get $250k profit and the knowledge you made someone’s last days a little bit better.
Absolute worst case you’re out $2k but you get a good story to tell for it.
Neither. I chose corn man.
That’s not neither.
They’re clearly all in one package, I’m picking all of them and you can’t stop me
Open marriage will invalidate the terms of only choose one
