Star Trek: “We might be able to disable the Goa’uld personal shield if we send a harmonic frequency using our communicators to depolarize their emitter.”
Stargate: “Hey, look. I can softball a knife through the shield and stab the fucker.”
Stargate: “Can your shield stand 1kg of explosives?”
Stargate, later: “Ok, can it stand 30kg?”
Also Stargate: "Crap! Our explosives are powering their shield!
Sg-1 : but have you tried C-4?
Keep calm and set claymores at 30 yard intervals.
Have they tried pulling the pin before throwing the grenade?
Someday we’ll work out the Unified Picardo Theorem that can truly unite these stories.
Sorry, Mantrid wins this contest.
Mantrid was just a stand-in for producer meddling.
That makes sense since Lexx was about 75% producer meddling.
That dude had to wait hundreds of years for an exact date, right?
If I recall correctly, he didn’t wait for any dates, he just made things happen
Like moving the entire castle to the top of a Manhattan skyscraper
I remember him reading from a book some prophecy which he was following exact instructions.
Leader of a large clan, Goliath and his kin were charged with protecting their home, a first century Scottish castle, and the humans who inhabited it. However, they were betrayed and the majority of the clan was smashed. The few that escaped were cursed to sleep until the castle rose above the clouds.
Listen to Brother Matheson:
It’ll hurt when it hits the noggin (superior monke accuracy) but the pin’s not pulled cause monke dum
No. Monke smart. This way he can throw rock again!
Good point. Monke 4D chess grandmaster
E: reply to monke sympathizer
