One my best friend asked me during my senior year of high school:
Would you rather run through the school naked with a bag over your head, or run through without the bag and wearing only underwear?
Would you rather stop and think or be punched in the crotch?
Dear God please punch me.
Your dad and your partner switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to bang one of them.
Do you bang your partner in your dad’s body or do you bang your dad in your partner’s body?
ESH. Divorce Dad and go no contact with partner.
I had a similar thought, do nothing, my (male) ex can have my dad’s body, and my dad can have another 30 years. Answer may change if I find a new partner.
3-way, duh. Get it while you can.
When I was in the army, this one was popular: “would you rather sleep with someone who was in every way an attractive, feminine woman but she comes and was born with a dick and balls (let’s just say they’re not too threatening but they’re still there), or someone who was in every way an attractive, masculine man (bald with a beard!) but came and was born with a pussy?”
Well there’s metric fucktons of porn of the former but basically none of the latter, so it seems like you have your answer.
I kinda wish there was more of the other kind tbh :(
Hehehe, good catch.
If they’re both attractive, I know plenty of people that would go with both.
Threesome.
Fingers for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingers?
Urp
Fingers of eyelashes. If can bend them, this is even better. That means I can flip people off with “my eyes” and in rare occasions, quaduple flip people off.
More fingers is always the best option.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
I can’t live without one of these. I’ll let the audience decide which.
I’m vegan. Easy choice. Superiority of veganism hits again.
Never had either so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How the fuck have you never had cheese?
Well, I still have cheese, sooo…
Never liked cheese so that’s easy!
I hardly like cheese AND I’m asexual so this question hardly applies to me lol
I think that reverses the question. If you had to pick one, would you occasionally eat cheese or have sex with someone?
Giving or receiving?
You giving out cheese?
All of it.
I can keep eating cheese for free then? Great!
If I’d rather eat a shoe or eat pizza outside of Connecticut.
You wouldn’t eat pizza from NYC? Or Italy, for that matter?
Why Italy? Americans invented pizza as we know it today.
I don’t disagree
I’ve never heard of Connecticut as a pizza culture, and pizza is literally 90% of my body by weight.
Would you rather do Hemodialysis or Peritoneal dialysis?
