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Me shoes are secured to the mast and are due a whippin’ me Captain. Now what?
Shiver me timbers yer the safest pirate in the fleet!
But I have two peg legs. I also have two hook hands and two eyepatches so that makes it even more difficult.
Learning to count is not one of the pirate rules.
Nay, Matey! We’ve got to count the loot, and distribute it equitably, yar! So all pirates must know a wee bit 'o arithmetic, harr!
Arr, pirates must know all manner o’ knots, as to knot (har har!) know them would be lubberly, and is not to be countenanced.
I never run aground with my blundstones, lace is for the trollops in Tortuga
