I literally cannot come with a better punchline

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      3 hours ago

      Alt universe where MS went full fossy, the event focused on rolling release called “Open Windows”.

      Their version of the Recall is called “Skylight” and is an extension of their full local AI “Peephole”, for which a lot of companies pay specific licencing fees of the input data it is trained on (depending on their needs & quality of selection).

      Their search engine “Periscope” got some heat lately for giving users the option to display sponsored generic links.