I feel like I’m not playing it cool. Got any tips to win her hand in marriage?!?

I think it’s over fam :(
Here’s the shirt for anyone who wants to get my social security number
Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/merch/care-bear-white-tee


Did everyone get the “hello” or what? How did they choose who to send it to?
The first “fediverse chick” targeted active users from specific communities. You can look where OP was active during the last days and try to be visible there, too if you want to be included :D
I had one at the same time, just not sure why or how widespread the spamming was.
I got nothing the 1st time around so I was very excited to be included this round!