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gothic_lemons@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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I think I might be in love with the new Lemmy lady!

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I think I might be in love with the new Lemmy lady!

gothic_lemons@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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I feel like I’m not playing it cool. Got any tips to win her hand in marriage?!?

I think it’s over fam :(

Here’s the shirt for anyone who wants to get my social security number

Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/merch/care-bear-white-tee

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    “do you have signal?” “yeah i got like 5 bars”

    perfection. no notes.

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    I really don’t like the way you’re talking to my gf.

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      Our girlfriend, commrade!

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    i love messing with spammers i always hope there is a real person being annoyed and not just a bot

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    😂😂😂

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    I’m not sure what I expected to be on that shirt

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      Their merch is intense but their music is iconic! Listen to this shit and try to tell me you aren’t in a better mood having listened to it? So cheery and fun!

      Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/track/c-u-next-tuesday

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        1. 🔞
        2. 🤘📥💸🙇‍♀️
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          I’m old what do these emojis mean?

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            First one is blatant, mark your link with the emoji before and after, because it’s not safe for work(18+). It’s a Rule4 violation I am trying to help you prevent.
            Second one is blatant if your a rocker. Deposit mail emoji represents “downloading.” My money is flying off buying their albums. And Kowtow for “thank you.”
            yw🧑‍🦳

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              Thank you!

              Do I really got use the emoji or can I just put NSFW?

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                both, that way moderators look the otherway.
                It’s still their jurisdiction. I’ve been mod for less.

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      Right? She might be falling for him hard now. She’ll give up the spam business for good for him.

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    I have never gotten a message from the spammers. :(

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    Did everyone get the “hello” or what? How did they choose who to send it to?

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      The first “fediverse chick” targeted active users from specific communities. You can look where OP was active during the last days and try to be visible there, too if you want to be included :D

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        I had one at the same time, just not sure why or how widespread the spamming was.

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      I got nothing the 1st time around so I was very excited to be included this round!

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    Pure gold

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