ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoYou shall not cut!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1398arrow-down14
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minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·10 hours agoThat’s not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that… other than being a pizza sadist.
minus-squaremicrocapybara@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·10 hours agoPepperonimandering is a stain on the political serving process! Pie slices should be wedges, simple as!
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·9 hours agoSquares and rectangles are acceptable on thin crust pizzas in styles meant for party type sharing
minus-squareOpisek@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 hours agoThat way all the slices have at most five pieces, reducing the variance of pieces per slice.
minus-squarerealitista@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 hours agoI could get on board with this but there are some with 3 and 4, so I am going with the sociopath theory here.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 hours agoHave you considered the possibility Dad ASKED each person how many peps they wanted before he started cutting? Or he gives the kids peps according to their ages?
minus-squareslowmorella@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 hours agoyeah the top slices give away that the main intention was to get the internet people mad
That’s not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that… other than being a pizza sadist.
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Pepperonimandering is a stain on the
politicalserving process! Pie slices should be wedges, simple as!Thou shalt not Bobbit.
Squares and rectangles are acceptable on thin crust pizzas in styles meant for party type sharing
That way all the slices have at most five pieces, reducing the variance of pieces per slice.
I could get on board with this but there are some with 3 and 4, so I am going with the sociopath theory here.
Have you considered the possibility Dad ASKED each person how many peps they wanted before he started cutting? Or he gives the kids peps according to their ages?
yeah the top slices give away that the main intention was to get the internet people mad