Should have made a fake one with a little radioactive bit inside.
I mean who would check ?
Airport security would detect that. Radio-isotope poisoning is a favorite of the Russians, I’m sure the White house has multiple layers of detection set up for exactly that kind of thing.
Trump discovers a new level of loserdom daily.
I honestly don’t know how the Onion is going to beat this.
Heck, I don’t know if future students of history are actually going to be able to believe the history books about this decade, should they be written with any sort of accuracy… Reality’s jumped the shark.
Of course they will. Political leaders in the past have done many many bizarre things.
Oh, I know, but most of the time they’re remembered for only one or two things. I have no idea how the history books are going to handle the shear number of unhinged things Trump and co have done.
This is more pathetic than getting sports trophies off of Freecycle and claiming you “won” all of them. What a pedophile loser!

This is not pathetic at all.
It’s like fucking Putin and the Superbowl ring.
What…? Didn’t know about this. Need to search web
Holy shit. What a piece of work…
Someone gave putin a superbowl ring? Is putin an american football fan?
He stoles its from us
He was allegedly being shown the ring when he simply walked it out of the room and didn’t return
Allegedly (wasn’t there myself)
… I had forgotten about that.
It means nothing because it can’t be given to anyone other than whose won it. Like you can’t give the medal of freedom to Oscar the Grouch.
I would. Oscar’s the freeest muppet, he lives by his own rules. (And his garbage can is bigger on the inside, so that includes the laws of physics)
We really should, though. Dude needs a win.
He helped teach the world to read, if Oscar doesn’t deserve it who does?
Is this Oscar?
No this is Patrick
Fucking pathetic
JFC, how pathetic this guy is.
That’s not how medals work, asshole.
Who would have thought a guy practically in the Silent Generation would have pined for a participation trophy? Such a loser.
Not even a participation trophy. I have recieved exactly 1 trophy in my life. It was a 1992 participation trophy for playing 1st grade basketball as mandated by the school.
But I DID play the season of basketball. I DID participste.
Show me where trump has participated in acts that promote peace.
What ending the wars in palestine, syria, lebanon, yemen, palestine again, yemen, lebanon, then iran, then palestine aren’t good enough for you?
Well do not worry he may be ending wars this year in venezuela, cuba, mexico, canada, denmark, and iran again. /s
There’s 195 countries in the world and we’re engaged in like 7 different wars so that’s 188 wars that Trump has prevented by not randomly deciding to attack them /s
lol. It actually happened?
What the fuck is this timeline?
Participation award.
Participation award.Bribe
Say what you will about participation awards, but at least their recipients actually participated in the activity in question. I don’t know what this is.
It’s a bribe.
The zionist encouraging the us to install a puppet government won the peace prize.
I theorize he is trying to get into heaven (???) and he might believe that the only thing that could cancel out all his sins is to become the Nobel Peace Prize winner (???) through violence (???)
None of this makes any sense if you don’t have severe dementia.
It is because Obama got it before. It is not that deep
Well boy howdy, do I sure hope he gets to test that hypothetical assumption real soon.
He can put it next to his “World’s Greatest Dad” mug which I’m sure he thinks is real, valid and earned rather than something to soothe his fragile ego
haha oh man what a loser
And now he has no use for her. Goodbye.









