Truck Driving for me. It’ll feel cool for probably a half-hour for me, to be driving something big. Until my worry of having to meet things in timely manners start kicking in and my anxiety to make sure information going all directions are right enough for easy deliveries.
Not to mention, how stupid easy it probably is for a eighteen wheeler truck to topple over in bad weather.
Defense jobs
Law enforcement. Because I have ethics.
Retail Security. I just don’t give a shit to protect monied interests from regular folks trying to save some $$.
Not to mention the boredom of standing around all day.
Medicine. I just don’t see myself being responsible for the health and lives of other people - but I’m grateful to the people who practice that.
Desk job of most any kind.
Any job with the threat of violence, to me or me to others.
Most of them, I suppose. The jobs I could do well enough to be paid for is a shorter one than those I can’t.
Strange that it’s not in this thread yet:
ICE
Any governmental position really. It all sounds incredibly unstable with all of the news with federal wages and benefits. Unless you’re an actual politician, life as federal worker must be incredibly stressful.
Not sure how anyone with two functional neurons to rub together would want to become a violent fascist goon. I mean, the hope is there that they will all be eventually swinging from gallows, but sometimes evil does get away.
Data entry. Probably the ADHD but I also have bad typing proficiency and I’ve been on a PC since like a preteen. I’m 31 now. I have no excuse but also I just can’t put myself to what seems like torture to me. My mind wanders.
Anything where I have to deal with human shit.
You mean like actual sewage or just like any common corporate environment?
feces
I’ve not been able to hold any position more than six months… So basically I can imagine doing any job, but then quickly loose interest then can’t imagine doing it ever again. Hah
Deep sea diving repairs.
You have to go into a pressure chamber as soon as humanly possible when you arrive from the deep void of nothingness or else you rupture and die. If anyone needs a union it is those guys. They should be paid 3x the ceo’s salary.
Also, sketch YouTube comedians like Smosh, Dropout, etc… I couldn’t be “on” doing comedy for 6-8 hours a day recording constantly.
I used to work at a payroll company and our highest workers’ comp rates were:
Underwater welders
Seawall builders
Race car drivers
In that order.
What injuries did underwater welders and seawall builders get?
Anything related to specieism : butcher, breeding animals, selling cheese or whatever twisted shit speceists consume. 😬
“I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that… day.” ~Mitch Hedberg
Hey, it’s the story of my first job mixing and pouring concrete at 14!
Anything involving Chemistry. Im on school to become an engineer, but I absolutely hate working with chemicals and doing lab reports. I have a fear of heat, so working with boilers or exothermic reactions is not fun.
I have your nightmare job! Boiler water treatment
Oil rigger. I’m simply not built for that level of manual labour day in day out. I wouldn’t last a day.
