If someone posted how it actually works, it would probably get upvoted, because the real explanation is more exotic than what most people think.
The fan is connected to a small electric engine, powered by an electronic device in between the top and bottom parts. This device runs on fediverse upvotes.
It gets too hot and needs to fan itself off before it faints.
The earth is spinning like really quickly all the time and we just don’t notice it. Heat if a form of vibration, and so when heat is applied to the bottom of the fan the atoms there move more. A gyroscope resists tilting forces because it is spinning, and the earth is spinning, but the vibration of the fan decouples it from this effect. The blades are able to move freely and the earth moves around them, pushing air through the blades.
tldr: It’s not spinning, you are spinning
The fan has a small gnome creature permanently jailed for his crimes between the bottom foot and top fan. When you heat the bottom he bounces around Mario 64 style and rotates a small crank attached via string. This motion generates enough energy to spin the fan at like 3 rpm. The gnome cannot be released under any circumstances.
the heat actually vibrates the blades of the fans at a special frequency that allows it to communicate with the undead.
using a special set of mircoscopic engravings on the back of every odd numbered blade, it communicates with the vengeful spirits and asks for a man named ‘josh’.
once the fan hits 100°c, and josh is successfully conjured, he utilizes his insanely strong arms to push the fan in a counter-clockwise direction.
upon the cooling of the fan, josh relieved of his duties, and sent to the break room. another spirit is premoted to a ‘josh’ to take his place.
It detects when you are in heat, and turns on.
Ghost blowing on it like a pinwheel.
It gets hot, then it blows you- what else is there to know?
Straight up magic
Why is the gauge missing rpm?
And when will this tech evolve for human body heat?
(I want to fly using by buttplug!)They already tried that, but the power exchange of heat to motion dangerously interacts with conceptual hotness and you just had kinky human icicles falling from the sky.
kinky human icicles falling from the sky
Is that a band or something?
Because hotter oven go brrrr
Wind turbine for Jesus farts.
There are little gnomes inside and when it gets hot they start hopping. That hopping powers the fan.
It’s just like the brazen bull.
The 5G sends theta control waves to humanoid brains and the closest human to the fan reflects some of those control waves onto the collecting fins on the body of the fan, thereby resonating and making the fan blades spin.
Obviously.
It aligns itself with the magnetic field of metal of the stove and starts a transduction of capicitive resonation that interferes with the polaritive vibrations of the planetary magnetic field.
This in turn creates a localized pulse of geomagnetic interference that the fan blades are sensitive to, and their shape works to create a single direction rotation that both pushes air and traps the interference and creates a perpetual motion at the same time.
Brilliant engineering, honestly.
Have you considered becoming a star trek writer
LOL!
No. I’d much rather watch, than tell, stories.
Are you the inventor of the Retro Encabulator?
Don’t I wish!
I want to know how they solve the issue with side fumbling?
Side fumbling effectively prevented by 6 hydrocoptic marzlevanes.
Duh …
When it’s hot enough, the blades start melting. As metal slowly drops, they get lighter on the inner edge (thinner part, melts faster), and start rotating because they’re not balanced anymore.
