• F/15/[email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    impossible burger

    I’d rather kick a dog to death than eat one of these monstrosities. A creamy center is the sort of debasement that no one deserves to experience in their burger. I understand that not everyone shares my opinion, and I can accept that they are so fundamentally wrong that they should not be considered human. It is not just acceptable, it is a moral imperative to excise these subhumans from the our cities.

    Mushroom, red bean, and grain burgers are the right choice.

    • ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net
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      2 days ago

      I’m not sure how you cooked your impossible burger, but personally I can’t tell the difference between those or an animal beef burger. It’s so good (IMO, obviously you feel different) that I’m puzzled why so many people say they’re waiting for lab grown meat, when we already have such an incredible, affordable plant based alternative available in most stores right now.

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        2 days ago

        Their just a nerd looking to impress the Internet.

        As a meat eater, who loves that shit and only had reduced for environmental and health reasons, it’s pretty close. If you want to be picky you could probably pick it out if you are doing just a plain burger but they’ll do in a pinch.

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        1 day ago

        the impossible burger fucks up my gut. i think it’s the fiber in it. that’s why i’m waiting for lab grown, personally.

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          19 hours ago

          Sounds like you need to eat more fiber if your gut treats any amount of fiber as some kind of foreign invasion

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            13 hours ago

            thank you doctor…? (what is your name and license number anyway) for your diagnosis since you’re out here practicing medicine unlicensed i’d like to know who to send the bill to when i follow your advice and end up in the hospital

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              6 hours ago

              If you think eating fiber is going to hospitalize you, you desperately need tk go to the hospital. Like, drop everything and straight to the emergency room.

      • F/15/[email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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        2 days ago

        Just grilled beside the meat burgers at like 650ish. I’d never choose to eat it again, personally. Not just because of the texture, but the salt. I can’t use my salted burger spice mixes on a patty so pre-laden with salt. I usually make mushroom burgers instead. Certainly better for my blood pressure