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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago

happy valentines day❤️

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happy valentines day❤️

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago
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    So you’re saying if I can last 10 seconds, that’s over a minute?!

    Achievement, unlocked.

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    Aww, that account is suspended.

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      deleted by creator

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    Who says romance is dead!

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    Oh! Right. It’s Valentine’s Day.

    I currently have no reason to track that, and probably won’t for the foreseeable future.

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      It’s still important to know. It changes which bars I go to that day. The one attached to a steakhouse gets too busy, so I go to the one in a bbq restaurant.

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        It’s also relevant for some mmo events!!

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      🤝

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    I like the way she does math.

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    You guys are lasting 2 whole minutes?

    • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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      In dog minutes, maybe

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        Braggart

        • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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          What can I say? It’s a dog-eatout-dog world right now :/

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            Stop it, you’re going to get invited to the new secret island

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    We regret to inform you that the furries are at it again

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      I think they win this one

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      Why did I hear this in an Encanto character’s voice?

      “Luisa, the donkeys are out again!”

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        “I don’t care how
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    No thanks, I’m trying to keep my in-dog minutes to a minimum this month.

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      I’m hoping that I’m misinterpreting what you’re saying.

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      Yours doesn’t roll over?

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      If my wife saw your username, she would sing it to me.

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    If its anal, its 1 minute 43 seconds.

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      I’m not so sure about that, but then again, I Am Not A Lawyer.

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        Well, thats what my official timer told me.

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