Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.
Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.
Me: But aren’t you jealous?
Dad: laughs
I was flabbergasted, lmao.


I actually had a friend be baffled by me saying Gavin Newsom was a neo-liberal, he swore that Gavin was this ultra leftist and by not liking him I “proved no one’s Left enough for me.”
Fuck me for wanting a President who doesn’t meet up with Charlie Kirk and pals on a podcast to talk about how transpeople eat puppies.
He’s what the right thinks of when they think of a democrat. Very corporate
I thought when the Right thought of a Democrat, they thought of a purple haired hippie wearing a pussy hat and a health mask on a college campus who wears his pronouns on a name tag at all times…a caricature that doesn’t actually represent any group that actually exists.
The voter has blue hair, the politician wears the suit