• Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Everyone should get a colonoscopy whenever it’s offered adorably.

    “Can I pweeeeeeeeze put a finger in your butt?”

    /flutters eyelashes

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      2 days ago

      “Affordability” has gotten so bad in the United States healthcare that autocorrect won’t even let us use it in the same sentence as any procedures!

      Some of my laughter from your comment is embarrassment, but it’s mostly because that’s a fucking hilarious thing to imagine the one proctologist I know saying that.