Thanks, I hate it.
Does your sword swing both ways?
Whatever you do, don’t fall in love with the brawny dark-haired boy. He will be the cause of your downfall.
Victim blaming in my grimdark fantasy??
It’s this dude’s horcrux.
You out there trying to get cursed?!
Hmm, weird.
Maybe unusual where you come from.
When your alarm goes off cause it’s time to get up for work:
I must scream, so I made a mouth
Damnnn two crazy references in my shitposting community
Hang on to that in case anyone ever murders the firekeeper at firelink shrine.
Just remember to feed it cheese instead of people and you’ll have nothing to worry about
17 times it almost triggered, and 17 times did it’s love for cheese stop it
It’s all fun and games until the eye suddenly opens and you become an anime protagonist.
I’m not sure that’s an eye…
The Crimson Behelussy
Wait… who is the protagonist here?
This is an antagonist origin story
What if they side with the godhead?
For those OOTL (like me myself and I) https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Beherit
Specifically, this is a crimson one, and it only appears every 216 years!
He kept asking me if I wanted to make my dreams come true, before selling it to me. Trully bizarre
You’ll be fine. Just uh, if your friends ever decide to peace out, play it cool would be my advice
Where does human sacrifice land on your spectrum of cool?
Specifically that’s the uncool thing yes
How do you play it cool? Kiss it and blow like an ocarina?
Weird they sell truck nutz individually.
Shrinkflation smh
It’s a by product of getting the truck neutered.
Nodnol?
