Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square114linkfedilinkarrow-up1572arrow-down110
arrow-up1562arrow-down1image"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"lemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square114linkfedilink
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoAnd chill and decant if they’re fancy. Protip, boxed wine doesn’t have a cork, so they can’t charge you for de-corking it.
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoThe absolute BALLS you need to go into a place that likely has a dress code and slam a box of wine on the table when they ask what you’d like to drink.
minus-squareA_Random_Idiot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoI almost want to do it now. Not even use a glass, just hoist the bitch up above my head and drink right from the spout.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoNo need to be uncivilized. Bring your finest solo cups.
minus-squarefyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoI’m in, there’s some under rated box wines out there.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoThat’s where the little known “goon bag” fee comes in.
And chill and decant if they’re fancy.
Protip, boxed wine doesn’t have a cork, so they can’t charge you for de-corking it.
The absolute BALLS you need to go into a place that likely has a dress code and slam a box of wine on the table when they ask what you’d like to drink.
I almost want to do it now.
Not even use a glass, just hoist the bitch up above my head and drink right from the spout.
No need to be uncivilized. Bring your finest solo cups.
I’m in, there’s some under rated box wines out there.
That’s where the little known “goon bag” fee comes in.
A charge to cork it and one to de-cork.