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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 天前

They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s.

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They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 天前
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  • snooggums@lemmy.world
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    18 天前

    It could be worse…

    The teeth could be on the outside.

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      This is probably the only time that sentence has been true

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        Feel like the teeth being in the outside is generally worse than being in the inside. At least, I prefer my teeth where they are…

        • snooggums@lemmy.world
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          18 天前

          Elephants, narwhals, and boars disagree!

          • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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            18 天前

            Are they outside or are we actually all inside???

            • snooggums@lemmy.world
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              18 天前

              Their tusks are on the outside. You can tell because of the way they are.

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                The tusks know where they are because they know where they are not

                • Tja@programming.dev
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                  18 天前

                  So they are technically missiles. Nature is wonderful.

      • M137@lemmy.world
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        You really didn’t think that through at all. How is would that ever be untrue? I don’t understand how someone could say something while at the same time not understand it at all.

        • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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          You must be trolling. I’m not going to engage with you any more than that

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      I was going to mention this, it’s only a nightmare for the gyno that have to put his hands on a theethed vagina

  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    Specula Dentata

    • RandomStickman@fedia.io
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      18 天前

      What a wonderful phrase~

  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Ok, what the hell am I looking at?

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      The tongs are for spreading the vagina so the gynecologist can see better. It usually comes without teeth

      • chrischryse@lemmy.world
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        18 天前

        Correct, the teeth grow once it reaches adulthood

      • Sunschein@lemmy.world
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        18 天前

        “usually”

      • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        18 天前

        ty

      • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        Or anus!

    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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      A speculum with teeth for some reason

    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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      Educational prop from a British dentistry school

  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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    Fuck you and fuck this

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
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      I would rather not fuck this

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      18 天前

      I accept your scorn.

  • Cobrachicken@lemmy.world
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    Aaaaand a new kink trend dropped. Thank you so much for this.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Omigod

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    Are they kept warm today? Like in a warmer water bucket or they just shove it in your armpit for a minute before inserting? (I must add, Vaginas are awesome be nice to them)

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      Mine has a heat lamp, like they use at your local fastfood place, except with a couple of metal nightmare devices under it.

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      A lot of them are plastic now which means they’re pretty much room temp

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        Technically so are the metal ones, it’s just the plastic doesn’t conduct energy/heat as well as metal.

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    Stuff of nightmares

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    MST3k …or vagina dentata?

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    See you later alligator

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    oh it’s my mouth

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